It’s depressing.

My front tooth’s filling fell off this morn and thus, I can’t eat ice-cream today for fear it might give me a nasty sting.

And now, after my medical check-up, I am uber-sure that I ain’t gonna get that ice-cream. Ever.

Reality check : I am darn fat.

My colleague said I don’t look it. Of course I couldn’t ask her if she was blind to have missed my oliphaunt-size thighs, my mammoth-size ass and my undefinable-size tummy. Though I do have a pair of boobs I can categorize with the other 3 parts, I don’t think big boobs are a cause to worry at all.

So, being nice, I told her, maybe because I have curves (plus-size) so it ain’t that obvious. But, I mean, you can’t escape the numbers and don’t tell me a super-electronic-looking weighing gadget got my weight wrong when they got the others’ right.

So, YES! Thank God Ramadhan is just around the little bend and although losing weight is obviously not my main reason to fast, the coming month is DEFINITELY a platform for me to start.

Else, how’ll I look good for my (second) big day coming up in (timecheck) about 2+ months??????

Argh!

This is depressing.